We can only hope that the general run of the mill bad guy/ yob never actually gets a few more brain cells. They might actually become dangerous!
The 8th of December last year saw the world...or at least my little part of it giggling away and the bungling machinations of a pair of would be arsonists.
Two men in London took it into their heads to try to burn down a pub in the middle of the night. Man number one holding the Molotov cocktail type incendiary device and the other a couple of bricks.
From what I gather the plan was for one of them, we'll call him Ali to break the class with a few hefty throws and for the other to lob in the fire bottle/whatever. Well the bricks got thrown alright but when it came to the flaming brand, well things went strangely awry.
The CCTV footage is available to watch on 'The Metro' website and shows Ali's friend pitching with a less than accurate throwing arm and old Ali getting hit in the face by this flaming brand and being momentarily set on fire!
To make matters worse he then does an abrupt about face (can you blame him?) tries to run away and takes a header into a lamp post.
To cap it all the twit then takes himself of to the hospital where the doctors report his suspicious contusions and burns (apparently he's not a good liar either) to the police.
He's been jailed on counts of Arson for 8 years.
If all of our bad guys were like this the world would be a very safe place....it's Darwinian, they won't live long enough to reproduce!!!
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